yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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