I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
