Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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