plz talk dirty to me
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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