Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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