She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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