I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
worst night to have a conscience
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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