what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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