It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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