I think I am morally bankrupt
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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