You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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