I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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