oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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