Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
