At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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