Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
