Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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