Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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