that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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