3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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