Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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