so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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