I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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