Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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