i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
This is classic penis vs brain.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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