I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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