He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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