He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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