No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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