I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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