went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
This is classic penis vs brain.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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