her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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