i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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