Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
