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Fuck
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
