So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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