my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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