but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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