The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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