i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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