Only a mothe r could love this liver
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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