Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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