I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
