We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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