At least make sure they are 18
Why
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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