And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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