So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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