she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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