thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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