How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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