So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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