my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
two words: eviction party
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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